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Social Media
NEWSLETTER
Prime Minister Follows London Escorts Twitter
11/28/2013
The perennial penis that is our Prime Minister has, it seems, been following a London Escorts Twitter account by accident for the last few years.
In a rather po-faced admission of guilt, those close to the PM have revealed that the reason Dave's Twitter was following Carlton's was because of an out-dated piece of software that meant any account that followed theirs was automatically followed back.
Revealing that the software's use was abandoned in 2009, but that those in charge with looking after his account had been sifting through all of their followings in order to get rid of any "inappropriate" accounts.
This all seems like a likely story, but perhaps there was someone at number 10 who had a penchant for the "finest London Escorts to gentlemen of distinction". Catering for those men in high places, it seems as if there might be more to the tale than the PM is letting on.
Funnily enough, this isn't the only Social Media faux pas to recently come out to our Government's embarrassment. Only last month one of the interns charged with handling his Twitter account retweeted a funny, but none-the-less insulting tweet about the Foreign Minister William Hague.
Speaking on their connection with our PM, the London Escort Agency in question had this to say to Journalists that rang:
"I think there is a wrong number out there," she said. "We sometimes get very lewd calls, which are very rude indeed. I don't know anything about the Prime Minister or Twitter."
Which some might construe to be a pretty defensive tone to take. Perhaps it's just because the Madam that answered the phone didn't want to speak to the press, or perhaps it's because there is something more to their connection with Dave that she's being urged not to let get out...
Wouldn't that be great. A Twitter following exposes the D Cam as a secret punter... Maybe we're just double bluffing and he's been round to frequent one of our Bayswater Call Girls... Or perhaps not. Either way it's funny to see the him with yet more egg on his conservative mug.
What do you think? Is Dave a punter? Or is he just an unfortunate victim of innadequate programming. We know which one we'd like the believe...
